troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

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in-vagina-we-thrust:

niggablvd:

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

Keep her

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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waluiqi:

do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

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unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

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